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| { Things My Dog Has Eaten, and Their Consequences } Seth Madej illustration by Jen Lawton
Small rock: Successful passing Fringe from the throw rug: Administering of prescription laxative Laxatone Bird droppings: Bad breath Dog droppings: Vomiting Floor mat: Hospitalization, administering of sub-cutaneous ipecac, massive vomiting Acorns: Declining oak tree population Three peppercorns: Noxious gas Binder clip: Unsuccessful attempt, no consequences Large dead cricket in owner's sister's house: Embarrassment of owner Portion of Scrabble tile, "P": Less challenging Scrabble play due to easy identification of letter P Cat food: No consequences observed Dog food: Life sustained | |
Crabapples: Scolding