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From: B. Clifford
Sent: Wed, 24 Apr 2002
Subject: My Dirty Mouth

It has been brought to my attention that I often employ the use of offensive, profane language, both in my daily speech, and in certain submissions to The New Yinzer. For that, I am deeply and profoundly sorry. It is my hope that my work and most certainly The New Yinzer do not suffer as a result. If I knew Spanish, I would put a hip Spanish phrase here.

Yours in Aural Filth,
-B. Clifford

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