{ Tippy the Turtle is a Feeling } story and illustration by Bill Julin Late night channel surfers are loyal subjects of sorts to the infomercial and trade-school advertisement empire. It is a television netherworld where Ron Popeil, inventor of the pocket fisherman and the food dehydrator, reigns supreme. As king, his sovereignty oversees all that slices and dices, all that is O-Matic, all that is listed at a made-for-TV price. He sits majestically on his Craft-Matic Adjustable throne and claps his hands twice to summon the court jester. The lights of his palace turn on and offcourtesy of The Clapperas Tippy the Turtle enters the room. |