{ Asking People about Their Own Hairstyle is, Yes, an Admittedly Silly Thing to Do, but Here Let's Consider It an Attempt to Get at Something Important and Tricky, Namely the Line between Vanity and Self-Knowingness. } David C. Madden I was one of two boys on the eighth-grade yearbook staff. I don't necessarily know what this means, nor do I know why I felt that spending my post-school afternoons sorting through photos was a good idea. Regardless, I was a staffer, given the singular task of laying out the two-page spread allotted for the bandof which I was a memberwhile the other boy shot club meetings with a camera and the hot and popular girls on the staff took on everything else. Retelling this story to a friend a while back made me think how I would answer that question now. Uncertain, I asked around, interviewing friends, co-workers, and cooperative strangers to see whether anyone else would answer as ridiculously as I did nearly ten years ago. --- Q: Q: Q: These are some names of men's hairstyles: the bowl cut (dipped mushroom cut), the brush cut, the induction cut (burr cut, whiffle cut), the horseshoe flattop, the businessman's cut, the butch, the buzzcut, the Caesar cut (Clooney cut), the Ivy League cut (college cut, Princeton), the crewcut, the fade, the flattop, the Mowhawk, the French crop, the high and tight, the high and tight recon, the low and tight, the pompadour, the regulation haircut, the short back and sides, the teddy boy cut, the ducktail (duck ass, D.A.), the wedge cut, the under cut. --- Q: Q: Q: There's a certain sort of scrutiny that comes with asking people to describe their own hairstyles. You'll ask and they'll look at you, unblinking, for a second or two to see if you're kidding, or if you meant to ask them something else. You'll look back, and they'll say, "Um," and take a few seconds to recoup, to tell themselves that no, you're not kidding, but rather sitting there and looking at them, also unblinking, with a tape recorder between the both of you, waiting for an answer. --- Q: Q: Q: Personal history told through hairstyles, by age: --- Q: Q: Q: Westerners are boring and unimaginative. Susan M. Kus is an associate professor of anthropology at Rhodes College. In an article titled, "A Place Not in the Heavens" (published in Rhodes College Magazine, Spring 2001), she documents the lives of the Betsileo people on the island of Madagascar. She writes: Names of local hairstyles ... also reveal a descriptive playfulness. One current hairstyle includes braids that are swept up along the sides and the back of the head. It is called mitsangàna fa andeha or "let's get up and go." Another has the colorful name of kilavoambary translated as "that-fall-like-the-ripe-grains-of-rice-on-a-stalk." To our credit, we have the beehive. Not to our credit: the Jennifer Aniston. --- Q: Q: Q: Liposuction and cosmetic surgery are always subject to social-circle snickers and gossip, simply because self-alteration makes you phony. It's vicious: folks want you to be attractive and yet hate you for trying to be someone else. But our hair is the one part of us that we're allowedand even expectedto alter, to cut up and repackage to suit our tastes, our style, our wardrobe. And it's honest. As a part of your body, it's a far more confident declaration of who you are than your clothing could ever be. --- |